8. prosince 2021

Questions calling for laughter (2004)

 


It's been three long years since we saw them, and finally L'Arc~en~Ciel's new album SMILE has been released. A smile is always followed with laughter, so today we've arranged something fun for the Laruku boys. In which, each member writes down a question they want to ask someone else in the band. We then put them all in a box and had them pick one out randomly. We also had their staff members use pennames from names of songs in the new album to write questions too. This is going to be fun, so be prepared!

Interviewer
hyde
Yukihiro
Tetsu
Ken
Everyone


Let's start with hyde who lost in rock-paper-scissors.
hyde: Eh...a question from hyde *laughs* "Does Yukihiro watch porn?"
Everyone: *laughs*
Straight to the point, huh?
Yukihiro: Hm...I used to but not anymore *laughs*


Tetsu, you're next.
Tetsu: Question from REVELATION (staff), "Confess one mistake you've made." Uh...I think I've told this story before, it happened when I was in 2nd-3rd grade. I saw a warning bell in front of a bank and I wondered whether it was real or not, and I wanted to try and press it. It was just that my friends were with me, and they were cheering me on. So I pressed it, and it rang for real. And I ran away like hell *laughs* The next day I didn't dare go to school, I was afraid that the bank would tell the school. But when I went to school, nothing happened. When I realized that I was really relieved *laughs*
Okay...next is Ken?

Ken: Question from Yukihiro. 'What did you eat yesterday?" Hm...I ate shabu&pork.
Let's ask everyone this question.
hyde: I ate Jasuke. (is this suppose to be chasuke or jasuke? -D.T.)
Tetsu: I ate a lunchbox when I gave the interview.
Yukihiro: Yesterday...um...I ate at the Matsuya store.
Next is Yukihiro?
Yukihiro: "Think of an image during the recording of SMILE." Eh...probably the image of Ken playing guitar? He would sit and play where the amps are set, when I told him to go play in the recording studio, he wouldn't go. I always saw him sitting there.
Next is hyde?
hyde: Yees *smiles*
Ken: What are you smiling about? *laughs*
hyde: Question from "Time goes on", "tell an experience of yours that was so good, it felt like a dream"...Something that felt like a dream??...they're all stories that I can't tell.
Everyone: *laughs*
Would you like to pass?
hyde: No, no, no. But I just can't think of any. They're only stories that I really can't tell. *laughs*
Then it's Tetsu's turn?
Tetsu: Yep *smiles* Question from "Lover Boy", ""Whose the shyest in the band? State the reason too." A shy person? That'd be me *laughs*
And the reason?
hyde: Yes *raises his hand* Can I tell of the dream-like experience now?
Everyone: *laughs*
hyde: Hm...but it was a nightmare actually. During New Years I watched a TV show that said that the 1969 Apollo landing on the Moon was all a lie. It just so happened that my cousin who was lying next to me and watching the TV too said, "so it really is a lie." I was really shocked. But at the end of the show they said that everything they just said was a lie. I got all confused, and angry. When I turned around, my cousin had already disappeared somewhere *laughs*
Okay...back to Tetsu. Why do you think you're a shy person?
Tetsu: Uh...reason?...Because I don't really dare talk to girls, I guess *laughs*
Yukihiro: Question from "Feeling Fine", "What do you do when you can't go to sleep?" Nowadays, I have trouble sleeping, so at night I would get up and clean my place.
hyde: Next question! *reads the question and smiles* Question from Ken, "How do you picture yourself when your old?"
Everyone: *laughs*
hyde: I imagine myself in a little house in LA, with a Japanese-style living room drinking tea. Then I die peacefully, and my grandkids would call out for me, "Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa" *laughs*
Let's ask everyone this.
Tetsu: I'd probably be going all around the world by a boat cruise.
Yukihiro: I'd probably be living peacefully somewhere.
And the writer of the question?
Ken: I was thinking which was better: living peacefully or working busily. That's why I asked everyone else. I'll just put all three answers together for mine. *laughs*
Tetsu: "When you're done recording an album, what's the first thing you think?" Eh...I would think that I'm glad that we finished recording before schedule.
Ken: Question from READY STEADY GO, "What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you, so much that you cried out loud?" ...When I played freefall at Las Vegas.
Yukihiro: Question from Tetsu, "What do you during your freetime?" Hm...I would mostly go shopping.
Tetsu: Where do you go?
Yukihiro: I just walk along Shibuya or Harajuku.
Ken: Another question from Tetsu, "What time do you go to bed and wake up?"
Everyone: *laughs*
Ken: Mostly I would go to sleep at 4-5AM and wake up around 1PM.
Let's ask the other two too.
hyde: Samething. Sleep at 4-5AM, wake up at 1PM.
Yukihiro: I sleep at 8 in the morning and wake up in the afternoon.
hyde: Question from Yukihiro, "what color underwear are you wearing today" *laughs* Black.
Tetsu: Question from hyde, "What do you like to eat when you have no work?" I go to a Japanese restaurant, right now I like to eat Shabu-Shabu. There's this one store that's really delicious.
Ken: Do the storeclerks wear clothes?
Everyone: *laughs*
Tetsu: Of course they do. I've never been to that kind of store *laughs*
Ken: Next is me. Aw...there's only one left...Question from Ken!!
Everyone: *laughs*
Since it's the last question, we'll ask everyone.
Ken: "What do you want the most right now? But I won't buy it for you"
hyde: I want a house in LA.
Tetsu: Something I want?
Ken: Yeah, something you want. But I'm not buying it for you.
Tetsu: I want another house.
Yukihiro: I want a pet. I feel kind of lonely nowadays *laughs*

THE END.

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