Takuya: Tonight we're going to start with a class called “the GazettE Seminar.” Let's just call it “Gaze-sem” for short. The subject of this particular investigation are the band members of the GazettE, and will be brought to you in a report style. Just before this, we had each member fill out a questionnaire...Basically, it's going to be a judgement of each individual~ Aoi, can we get you to step out for a moment?
Aoi: Do I really have to go out?
Reita: Get out~get out~ (laughs)
Takuya: We're going to have everyone step outside the studio once at some point for about 5 minutes.
Aoi: Eh? Eh?
The Gazette: Hahaha
Aoi: Isn't that cruel? That's a little cruel.
The Gazette: Hahaha
First, we have Aoi step out of the studio, and the questionnaire starts with him.
Takuya: “His hobby is coffee,” is what Uruha wrote (laughs)
Uruha: Huh? I did?
Takuya: He loves and is obsessed with coffee, seems to like to recommend it to people too. But that's a good point about Aoi?
☆He loves bikes. Since Reita is the only one he can talk to about bikes, both of them talk about bikes pretty often. Invited Reita out for a bike ride but he didn't seem to have went (laughs)
Aoi also seems to have lots of hobbies and he's....shallow!?
The Gazette: Hahaha
Reita & Ruki: He's shallow!
Takuya: Oh, I see, even Aoi is nodding his head outside the studio. (laughs)
☆ He's generous.
Reita: He often treats people...he bought me nikuman, and on my birthday he gave me a pack of cigarettes. He put it in my pocket.
Ruki: He bought me juice, but I forced him to buy it.
Uruha: You're dirty! (laughs)
Aoi also has paid for their meals (individually). He really has that big brother type of personality.
Something you want him to change
Ruki: I want him to stop showing off his macho-ness imitations and flexing his muscles behind us when we're putting on makeup. (laughs)
Takuya: He does that?! Wooooow Ao~i...Ah! He's gone~
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Takuya: Oh! And we have a “NO WAY” from Aoi. (laughs) Ah, “no way”? Well since it's funny it should be fine, right? Kai seems to want him to change that too. Is it that bad?
Kai: He used to surf so he's got a nice body. His physique is my ideal type of body...it really has become my ideal type...
Uruha: Your ideal body type you say huh~ (laughs)
Aoi's personal report
Takuya: He's chivalric.
Ruki: Ah~that's definitely because of his muscles. (laughs)
Takuya: And what he wants to change about himself is his over generosity. Aoi doesn't seem to want to treat people so much (laughs)
Reita: Aoi's fickle--I'm not trying to criticize him or anything, but there are lots of fickle people, right?
Ruki: Dude, you are criticizing him. (laughs)
Takuya: Seems like there are a lot of things written about him here--he's fickle, the type that can't be bothered...Reita, are you talking about yourself?
Reita: Ah no, I wrote that about myself too.
Ruki: Well, then why don't you tell us about it. (laughs)
Reita: Well~everyone is similar...the only person who isn't fickle is Kai.
Takuya: Ah, really?
Reita: But he's kind of not really here at the moment...
Kai: I'm here! I'm here! (laughs)
Takuya: Kai, if everyone is fickle, does that irritate you?
Kai: No, I don't. I don't get pissed...but, Reita...you~ ah, it's because it's Aoi, and you're at it again (laughs)
Takuya: Alright Aoi, welcome back!
Aoi: Aah~I'm sorry, like seriously, I really am. Just so you guys know.
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Kai said that Aoi's body type is his ideal. Kai, are you “that” type?
Kai: Huh?! What?! What do you mean?!
Reita: Oohh...your secret is finally out!
Takuya: Is it about liking the body of other men?
Kai: But I do like it.
Takuya: Ah!? He just...reaffirmed it??!!
the Gazette: Ahahaha!!
♪ Bell Chimes ♪
Takuya: Alright! Time's up! Next is Uruha.
Uruha: Yup!
Aoi: Indeed it is.
Takuya: Uruha, could we get you to step outside... Everyone, please say whatever you want!
Aoi: Yes! (to Uruha) See ya later!
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Takuya: Annnnnddd~we're back again. Brought to you live with the members of the Gazette...except Ruki. He's not here? Huh?! He isn't even in the studio!
Takuya: Pheww, thank goodness! I thought he really went back home! (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahahaha
Takuya: Now, with Ruki, on vocals!
The GazettE Invesitgation Files: Ruki
Aoi: Yes! I've been waiting for this! I've been waiting for this y'know! Ye~s! Bring it on!
The Gazette: Hahahahahahaha
Takuya: Because you're done with your part of the investigation, right?
Aoi: Yes! Yes!
Uruha: (quietly) Yup
Takuya: (laughs) You're really excited, aren't you!
Aoi: Yes!
Uruha: (quietly) Yup
Takuya: According to everyone here, Ruki's good feature is...he has good taste!
Aoi & Reita: Aaah--
Uruha: Yup yup
Aoi: Umm, well that's nice
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: But Aoi, you wrote that down, “Ruki has good taste”
Aoi: Ah but...well, okay yeah he does. According to us, right! But really, he has the best tastes among the five of us...definitely~
Takuya: He has some pretty good design skills right?
Aoi: Well~
Kai: Pretty exceptional
Aoi: Huh?
Kai: He's pretty exceptional (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Aoi: You traitor! (laughs)
Kai: I'm going to be next (laughs)
Takuya: Mister leader, stop baby-sitting everyone (laughs) Next, Reita says he has good taste in food. He must have some pretty good tastes, eh.
Reita: Yes, like, when we're together and I'm thinking about ordering take out but not sure what I should get. I'll ask Ruki “Hey, what are you getting?” and we end up getting the same thing, something I always end up getting...Ahhh! He has good taste!
The Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Reita: No, seriously, there wasn't any mistake!
Takuya: So even without seeing what you might be interested in, there's nothing wrong with what he chooses?
Reita: Absolutely nothing wrong. Seriously, the eye he has for these things is incredible (laugh)
Uruha: That's awesome (laughs) Usually when I see Ruki eating it makes me want to eat it too.
The Gazette: Yeah!
Takuya: Ahh~I see! What he's eating seems to look good, is that what you mean?
Uruha: Yeah! There's that too.
Reita: Yeah, there is.
Aoi: It really does look like it tastes good.
Takuya: And what Kai wants Ruki to change is Ruki's slow eating.
Kai: Ahh! He talks too much. When he starts talking, he can't stop! And also when he's eating he doesn't move his chopsticks. He eats the slowest!
Takuya: I see! Moving on, what Uruha wants Ruki to change. It's...only one word. “Noisy” is what you have written down.
The Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Reita: Eh?? (laughs)
Uruha: He is noisy!! (laughs)
Takuya: Is he really that noisy?
Uruha: He is! And there's even a time for it!
Takuya: Ah!! But, what Aoi wrote down is a little different. “For the sake of his throat I want him to stop talking for a bit after the lives.”
The Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Aoi: Yes yes yes~ I'm considerate aren't I☆
Takuya: and for Uruha he's “noisy” (laughs) Uruha, you're worried about Ruki's throat too!
Uruha: Well, I am a bit concerned. Ahhh, yeah that's what it is, I'm concerned!
Aoi: Well, he is noisy. (laughs)
Uruha: Yeah, and he's loud.
Aoi: So today, when we were on our way here I was sitting next to him! Man, he was noisy!
The Gazette: Ahahahahaha!
Aoi: And I was like, “Are my ear drums going to be worn down?” (laughs)
Takuya: After lives, what kind of things does Ruki talk about?
Aoi: That's... actually I don't even get what he's talking about.
Takuya: Huh?
Aoi: He just talks to himself whenever he wants.
Takuya: Alone?
Aoi: It's like he has no friends (laughs)
Takuya: What, hey guys! That's when you should listen to him! (dry laugh)
Kai: When he was talking to Reita, the subject didn't focus on Reita but shifted to me in a flash! (laughs)
Uruha: Yeah! (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Uruha: (laughs) Yeah, it's really scary!! We can't even make eye contact with Ruki.
Kai: Seriously! I was shocked! (laughs)
Reita: He's cute, though (laughs)
Takuya: Uruha, you said you don't listen even when he's talking, but...you should still listen...
Uruha: I said that, huh, but Ruki being Ruki, well, anyone would be like that...
Kai: He keeps looking for someone to listen to him
Aoi: That's the problem, you know... (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Reita: Hey!!! (laughs)
Takuya: All right, and in regards to Ruki's good and bad points, they're actually the same!
Reita: Eh?!
Takuya: He wrote things like being selfish, short tempered. I wonder about this too. Does he know how everyone feels?
Kai: Him short tempered? I don't think so.
The Gazette: Ye~ah
Reita: Yeah, but...like (Uruha accidentally covered the mike)
Uruha: Ah, sorry go ahead
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Uruha: (laughs) I want to know too.
Takuya: Yes Reita, please go ahead (laughs)
Reita: Even though he wrote down that it's something he wants to fix, he also wrote it down in the “good traits” section. There's no sense of him wanting to fix anything at all (laugh)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Reita: That guy...(laughs)
Uruha: No feeling of that at all (laughs)
Takuya: I see... But being selfish can also be a good thing...
Reita: Well, there's a good time and a bad time.
Takuya: And what he wants to change is, sleeping in late and his good point is also sleeping in late.
Reita: See, he has no intention of changing himself!
The Gazette: AHAHAHAHAHA
Takuya: Wouldn't it be better if he changed that?
Uruha: He definitely won't change that!
Aoi: It's useless!
Takuya: When is he like this?
Uruha: Well...
Aoi: It's ALWAYS!
Uruha: Yeah, ALWAYS!
Reita: Well, Aoi is a little...
Aoi: OI OI OI OI OIIIIIIIIIII (he covers what Reita has to say)
Reita: Ah! But today, right~TODAY!
(Seems like Aoi was late today)
Takuya: During meetings, who arrives the latest?
Aoi: Everyone gets picked up from their home, right? He doesn't come out of his place at all!!! Even though we're waiting in the car.
Uruha: Ah! Yeah!
Aoi: Hey, you're like that too!
Uruha: Ah! I am but I've been to Ruki's place and he didn't even come out at all!!
Takuya:What was he doing?
Uruha: Even though I called him he said, “Yeah, okay okay.” I get the mail, and even went to get coffee and he still isn't here! Then, after about 20 minutes he comes and says “Yo!” (dry laugh)
Takuya: After 20 minutes? That's...he's definitely busy with something right?
Uruha: Well, I was just, “Um, yeah, okay let's go.”
Takuya: You're so nice! Uruha, I have a better impression of you now.
Uruha: Ahaha (laughs)
Aoi: No wait, the three of us~me, Reita and Kai have done that at Uruha's house too!
Uruha: Ahahaha
Reita: Yeah!
Kai: We did, we did! It's pretty much the same thing!
Takuya: So everyone does it! I see! Ah, I wonder how Ruki is doing. Is he still there? Ah he just did a peace sign (laughs)
Reita: He's enjoying himself, eh.
The Gazette: WAHAHAHAHA (roars with laughter)
Ruki: Ye~s. I'm back~(in a girly voice)
Reita: What the...
Takuya: Huh? He changed his character? (laughs) Well, the investigation will continue! Final person! Mr. Leader, Kai!!
Reita: Ah~oh ho ho ho!
Takuya: Are you all right?
Kai: Please be nice to me!
The Gazette: Ahahahaha!
Kai: Please be nice (laughs)
Takuya: Why has your voice gotten so timid, Kai? (laughs) All right, please, step outside the studio~
Takuya: And we return to the individual investigation files!
Takuya: Reita, it's time for you to leave. So please get out of your se~at!
Reita: You punks better not spill anything!
Kai: Ahahaha
Reita: Ahhh, this is gonna be scarrryyy~
The Gazette Investigation files: REITA
Takuya: Now for the next person, Mr. Bassist~Reita.
Ruki: Yup
Takuya: Ahaha, he looks a little nervous--is he going to be alright out there? Since we got everyone answer a couple of questions, everyone wrote down some interesting stuff.
Aoi: Ah~
Takuya: Here's a rough description. Reita is usually the mood maker?
Aoi: Hmmm! Well, I wonder if that's really it (laugh)
Takuya: Was that written properly?
Aoi: Ahhh, well see, isn't he the one that tried the hardest today?
Takuya: Ah, you're right.
Aoi: The important thing is, he says interesting things.
Takuya: Yes!
Aoi: Well...and that's all.
The Gazette: Ahahaha!
Takuya: Kai says, Reita's good point is that he has flexible fingers.
The Gazette: Ahahahaha!
Kai: Ummmm....(laughs) He has super flexible fingers and he proudly shows it off (laughs) He goes around saying, “Hey! Look look look!” (laughs) and, “Can you do this?” aahh...he's really showing everyone. (laughs) (Referring to Reita standing outside of the studio)
Takuya: Somehow Reita's image, especially from the talk about the other members about buying things...makes him seem immature?
Ruki: YUP!
The Gazette: Aaah~
Uruha: He's a brat.
Takuya: And he says his good point is that he likes pets.
The Gazette: WwwwhhhAaaattt?! Ahahahaha!
Takuya: Reita, maybe you've increased the good impression of yourself! With liking pets that is...
Uruha: Not really!
Takuya: Ah, not really?
Aoi: He's always says things like that, like “Pets are good!”
Uruha: He took care of Ruki's dog for a bit and then he jumps on the bandwagon.
Ruki: Yeah, yeah, like he really wanted to have a dog.
Aoi: But there's nothing you can do about it, right.
Takuya: Reita's never had a pet before?
Kai: He had a parakeet.
Ruki: He's had a parakeet in the past too.
Takuya: Oh, so he likes birds?
Uruha: So does that mean he likes...pets?
The Gazette: Reita likes pets?
Aoi: Well, he's a nice guy though--really (monotone voice)
Takuya: Next, he says he loves Japan.
Uruha: Huuuuuuh? (laughs) No, no, no, that's not true.
Kai: I wonder about this one...
Ruki: This is his bad point (laughs)
Uruha: Reita's bullshitting.
Takuya: So he doesn't like Japan?
Uruha: He says he likes America.
The Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: Oh, really now?!
Uruha: But, there are times when he says he doesn't like America.
Takuya: So it depends on when?
Uruha: He's influenced by the media? I guess? Something like that (laughs)
Takuya: That's pretty interesting, and according to Kai, Reita is bad at presentations.
Kai: Ahahahahaha
Ruki: Aaaahhhh---
Takuya: So he's interesting, but bad at presenting?
Kai: Ummm~yeah maybe Ruki can explain this one better...
Ruki: Why are you pushing it on to me? Don't mess around! (laughs)
Kai: No, he explains about movies and stuff like that, but its really hard to understand. (laughs)
Uruha: Ahh, hard to understand...
Kai: Ah, ah? No? He exaggerates it a little more, huh?
Ruki: What, no! Don't tell lies!
The GazettE: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: Kai, lies are not good, not good at all!
Ruki: He twists the ending...
Uruha: Like the ending was interesting but the movie was boring....but it's really the complete opposite (laughs)
Ruki: He tells us that this will happen and we'll definitely be surprised~but after watching it, what he described didn't happen at all (laughs)
Uruha: Yeah! It's completely different!
Takuya: (laughs) Are we going to get over this hurdle I wonder? But that's nice, isn't it? That he's interesting.
Kai: He's a really nice guy!
Takuya: Next, everyone says he wears his pants low.
Aoi: About the low pants thing, it's like, even if you say he's already a good grown up...
Ruki: He's always been like that but, well it's not that I want him to change it or anything. It's just, it's embarrassing just being with him, and the way he walks is so gangster like!
Takuya: AHAHAHA! The way he walks!
Uruha: and his pants are tacky!
Ruki: On top of that, he wears these satin varsity jackets!
the Gazette: AHAHAHAHA
Takuya: As in he just drapes it over his shoulders? But not actually wearing it?
Ruki: Yeah and then he walks like a gangster!
Takuya: Ah! Reita, are you okay? (referring to Reita standing outside) You're drinking a lot of water! (laughs) He's making a, “This is not good at all” face.
Uruha: and he has horrible fashion sense
Aoi: Yeah really horrible.
Takuya: Ah, I see.
Ruki: He's going to beat you guys up.
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: Well...that's a form of having good relationship, right? In conclusion, Reita is pretty interesting!
Uruha: Uwwaaa, that's unfair!! (laughs)
Aoi: Yeah! Unfair!
Everyone: Ahahahahaha
Reita's Personal report
Takuya: He says he wants to be liked by the other members.
Ruki: Aaaah
Takuya: Is that so?
Ruki: Yup
Aoi: Well...I guess you can say that.
Uruha: Yeah, it can't be helped (laughs)
Takuya: I see! Well, Reita, you can come back now!
Mail #1
“While everyone was talking about Uruha as a sprite my mom was listening, and with a serious face she said “Just like me!”
Uruha: Ehh!?
Reita: That sucks (laughs)
Mail #2
“Through today's broadcast it was the first time I got to know that my Mom can see sprites! Thank you, Uruha!”
Aoi: Aaah~
Takuya: She even said thank you (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Mail #3
“Reita! We love you!”
(Everyone is laughing so hard their stomach hurts)
We're saying it this way because there is love.
Reita: This is Reita with the stomach ache.
Takuya: Huh??
Reita: Aah, sorry (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: Alright, next up after the commercial break is Ruki!
The Gazette: OoooOooOO!
Takuya: Ruki, can we please get you to step outside!
Ruki: Bye~I'm going home~♪！
Takuya: No, no please don't go home!
,
Everyone: Ahahahahahaha
Takuya: And now moving on with the investigation—Uruha! Everyone says, “Uruha, you don't hold back on the alcohol!”
the Gazette: Ahahaha
~Aoi suddenly says...
Aoi: Ah~ah..sorry! But really~Uruha and alcohol... Like when we're heading home, he'll pinch the back of my neck...
Ruki: He's a really bad drunk and stays drunk for a pretty long time. When he starts with tequila it's all over.
Takuya: But he's reflected on it and even wrote that he wants to change that.
Aoi: Well, he can say whatever he wants, right!
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Takuya: Oh hooo, Aoi seems to be in his element! Welcome back! (laughs)
☆He's does things slowly at his own pace.
Takuya: Just now I was in the restroom and Uruha was there too, and there's the hand dryer, right? He was standing there for a loooooong time.
Aoi: Are you sure it wasn't a sprite?
Ruki: This is baaaad (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Takuya: While everyone says his “my pace-ness” is a good thing--Ruki, you, on the other hand, want him to change that?
Ruki: His my pace-ness is...well my pace... But what's unbelieveable about him is, we're talking like this, right? He starts listening after the conversation has ended. (laughs) Like it just ended and he says, “Ah...really?” and we say, “Dude, the conversation just ended.”
(Uruha says from outside): Huh? What, what, what?? (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahaha!!
Ruki: He's seriously always been like this! It's always like, “We just talked about it!” (laughs)
Aoi: It's because we just saw a sprite.
the Gazette: Ahahahaha
Takuya: Reita, earlier you said the good point about Aoi was him treating you,right...
Reita: Yup
Takuya: And...you say the good thing about Uruha is he bought you a keyboard.
the Gazette: Ahahahaha!!
Takuya: He bought you something!? (laughs)
Reita: I'm so sorry! I'm judging people with material goods (laughs) I'm immature, okay. Sorry!
Takuya: Also, when you were renewing your driver's license, he drove you around.
Reita: Our birthdays are close so we went to renew it together. It was like “Hey, you're gonna drive”...and I was next door.
Ruki: Man, you suck (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahaha!
Reita: No, we've known each other for a long time--for 18 years--and there are a lot little things that I can't say on radio so I decided to say this.
Takuya: Is that...ok? (laughs)
Uruha's personal report
☆He loves guitar
Ruki: Aaah
☆He loves home appliances
Ruki: Uhum
☆He loves games.
Takuya: And that's what he says. Everyone seems to play Dragon Quest, right~
Reita: Yes! Just us (everyone except Ruki) when we're talking about games, Ruki, he's just...
Kai: Fufufufu
Takuya: Huh?! Ruki, you don't play games?
Ruki: I'm the “I don't game” type.
Reita: The 4 of us play games, it's only Ruki who doesn't.
Kai: When we're talking about games, we start getting onto the topic, but then we have to think about it and stop talking about it.
Reita: Yeah.
the Gazette: Ahahaha
Aoi: Can't you just go with the flow?
Takuya: Ahh, that's no good huh? Sorry that was a bad move, sorry! Alright so from now on no talk about games. Definitely won't!
the Gazette: Ahahaha!
Ruki: It's like you're blaming me of something.
Reita: No no no no
Takuya: Moving on, Uruha says he is an honest guy.
Aoi: Fuuu, that's not true. (laughs)
Takuya: Really? That just got shot down. Next, he's a health freak.
Aoi: He doesn't really have any good traits. He sees exercising as too much work, and he's always like, “I'll do something else." Like, he's got a small personality.
Takuya: That's the summary of our findings...I wonder if that's going to be alright? (laughs) Well, he's a my-pace sprite but is also an amazing person!
♪Bell chimes♪
Takuya: And now we're going to insert a song, after that it's Reita's turn~
Reita: Uwwaaaaa...scarrry!
Takuya: Yes, and with that said, Uruha, welcome back!
When is Uruha like a sprite?
the Gazette: (chuckles) + (laughs)
Uruha: Whaaaaaaat~ (laughs)
the Gazette: Ahahahahaha
Takuya: Aoi said it!
Aoi: Yup yup yup
Uruha: I see where you're going with this!
Aoi: Eeh?!
Takuya: Ooh, revenge in full force, isn't it (laughs) The next person is going to have it tough~
(There are some talks about their new single “Before I Decay” and live information)
Zdroj:http://michido.blogspot.com/2011/09/radio-g-men-x-feat-gazette-special-2009.html
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